Funny as hell!

Beyonce on SNL. Funny Stuff!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Semper FI!!! Carry on.

Times are BADD!

Some people aren't even buying clothes anymore.

Sticker Love

The best sticker I've seen in a long time.

Take out the NY and add the OC. It sucks here now too!

TERMINATOR®: THE COASTER To Debut in 2009 at Six Flags Magic Mountain

Six Flags Magic Mountain announced today the addition in 2009 of a new wooden roller coaster to its world renowned coaster collection. Developed by the same team that produced the new X2 experience, TERMINATOR®: THE COASTER will combine innovative thrill ride technology with the signature science fiction punch of the Terminator brand. The debut is scheduled to coincide with the release of the McG directed film Terminator Salvation™ next year, and will introduce fans to an entirely new universe inspired by the film's post apocalyptic setting.

The $10 million coaster, engineered exclusively for the Valencia theme park by Great Coasters International Inc. (GCII), TERMINATOR®: THE COASTER will feature a loading station "fly-thru," a state-of-the-art sight and sound package, and unique queue line and on-board entertainment elements. The GCII-designed Millennium Flyer coaster trains will zip through five belly-flopping hills and six high speed banked turns over 2,850 feet of track to create a ride that delivers the acrobatic thrills of a modern roller coaster while retaining the nostalgic look and feel of a classic "woodie."

TERMINATOR®: THE COASTER will be located in the northwest corner of the park, next to Déjà Vu and is slated for a spring 2009 opening. With the addition of TERMINATOR®: THE COASTER, Six Flags Magic Mountain will be home to 16 world class coasters.

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Hipsters In Space

Very funny!!!



Current TV pokes some fun at the current Hipster trend with this animated piece. Featured are your stereotypical characters including the DJ, blogger, art school student, trendy girl and even a hipster bot rockin that American Apparel mustache. Definitely a fun watch, with an appearance by none other than DJ Steve Aoki. Check it out!

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Pharrell Williams - I'm a PC

Continuing Microsoft’s latest “I’m a PC” campaign, Pharrell Williams gives his insight not only on the state of technology but how music and life tie into the N.E.R.D moniker. Certainly more entertaining than some of the recent comedy driven pieces, Microsoft hits the nail on the head with this intellectual web-only short.

Homer for Obama!!!

SARAH SILVERMAN ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

Common & Sense Man Magazine

NIGO and Pharrell both cover the new issue Common & Sense Man Magazine.



www.commons-sense.net/man/

If only the office was really this fun.

EepyBird's Sticky Note experiment from Eepybird on Vimeo.

Swagga like Puff

Please keep the OJ out of the Fruitloops!


Too late...

New Microsoft Commercial

This is the new Microsoft commercial featuring Pharrell. Watch out for more commercials featuring N*E*R*D coming soon!

Mmmmm....

2 mins later




So good!

Student Teacher Relations

I was watching E! this morning and there was this show about when teachers fall in love with there students and it got me thinking back to 6th grade. My science teacher was named Ms. Howe and DAMM if ya'll would of seen this teacher you would have fell in love also. She was like a PLAYBOY playmate, this is where my love for track and field started, running behind her was probably the only time I never got tired running the mile, and she had the fattest camel toe I've ever seen. I don't remember doing any work in that class because I was always daydream about her and I. If she had ever approached me in that way I would've kept my mouth shut, and let her done anything that she wanted. Now that I'm grown I wonder where the hell is she? Ms Howe, IM A MAN NOW!!!!

...even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and it said Stanly's a PIMP!!!!

Today was the first day being unemployed. Things feel really different when you don't have to go back to a job that you hated. I woke up this morning without that queasy stomach that always bothered me when I had to wake up so early. I had alot of things planned for today but I had to drive all the way to the IE to get my phone. This time around I'm gonna enjoy before I have to return back to that GRIND. Here's a little musical interpretation on how I felt this morning...

What don't kill me makes me stronger then before...

I had a pretty bad day yesterday but now its time to get back on track. I'm not gonna be bitter at anything or anybody; this could not have happened at a better time. I've learned my lesson and never again will I settle for less. My hopes and dreams are beginning to come true, I'm not there yet but I will get there. It's a celebration BITCHES!!!!!!

"Coloring"

I tell myself that I'm gonna try to write one of these everyday to keep the ideas flowing, but its like everytime I sit down, nothing come out(I didn't mean to make that sound like I was taking a shit). Back in the day before blogs I always had alot to say but there was no place to say it, no we have this wonderful invention called blogging but I have nothing to say. Thinking about today's date, I came up with something to write about. It has been one year since I've "Colored", now if you watched "Sex in the city" the movie, then you know what I'm talking about. Coloring never use to mean that much to me, it was just something that you did when you really felt like coloring and you had to act on that impulse, but since I've decided to stop coloring on my own, the act of coloring is something that I want to learn about. The first time I ever saw people coloring I knew that I wanted to color too, but when your a kid all you want to do is just color, there's no technique to it and there's no emotion behind it. So that's the main reason why I stopped coloring on my own because I felt like a kid when I was doing it and even when I colored with someone else it was the kid in me that wanted to color. Know that I'm a grown man I'm starting to find out that I want to color with someone and actually feel the love of coloring and I also want them to feel the same way. I know that my permanent coloring partner is out there, I just have to find her, and the only way that I can find her is to re-discover the art of coloring. I'll let you guys know when I find her.

2 years...

I don't like to think about it, because if I do it will come even faster. In 2 years (technically 1 year 6 months) I will be 30 years old, where the hell did it all go? All the things that I was suppose to accomplish when I was 18 has not happened yet. I'm not the famous actor, nor director, and screenwriter, and I'm not yet married with chern (I'm actually happy that that last one has not yet had a chance to happen). The only that I have been able to do is graduate from collage, at least there's something to be proud of. I'm not disappointed that any of those things have not yet happened for me, I am more disappointed in myself for not working hard enough to make those things happen. I let to many non-factors get in the way, I worried so much about keeping a job that I hated, I evidently let it take over my life, I started feeling sorry for myself, and I thought there was no way out and I let myself believe that my life was over. Not keeping my eyes on the road ahead let apathy set in, and apathy leads to death for anyone's dreams. I realized all of this last night while talking to a friend, we were both talking about how fucked up our lives were because of our jobs, I was trying to get her to understand that it's not over for us we can still make things happen for us as long as we stay committed to our goals, and while telling her this I unleashed some wisdom on to myself. I have given up on everything that I've wanted to do, my film, my writing, finding the perfect women for me. Apathy is a MOTHERFUCKER!!!! The first thing that I'm adding to my list of changes is to stay committed and to re-commit myself to all the things that I wanted and still want to do with my life.

Hopes this helps anybody who reads it.

Peace and LOVE.